Tuesday, June 12, 2007

visit my new blog!

http://charlieinswitzerland.blogspot.com/

Monday, April 30, 2007

Guess what!

Hey Guys!!! go to www.lost.eu/44ae0 and sign up! my profile is msi_dude and dont you forget it!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

What is the orange ghost's name in Pac-Man?
Clyde
Sue
Other (if you select this, leave your opinion in the comments)
  
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Monday, February 26, 2007

Quick! Let us in before mom finds us!

hehehe...

All Aboard!

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Sooooooo.... funny!

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

So funny...

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

HAHAHA!!!!!

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

HAHAHA!!!!

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."

Joke

How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb? What??? What is Change???

Funny Picture #3!


Hmmm... Now are we allowed to feed that "dear"?

Thursday, January 25, 2007


I think I should be Goalie now. You've already let 5 fish go through our goal!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Friday, January 19, 2007

Poll #1!

What do you want on my new blog?
jokes
comics
funny pictures
polls
other (if you select this, please leave what you want in the comments)
  
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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Sorry!!!

I have erased the blog that originally existed in this url so I will start a new one!